Poultrymorphing - the subtle art

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For normal mages & wizards alike, the art of Polymorphing takes years of practice and dedication, because of the need to bend matter, the complex theory and mind bending practice, the tenacious precision and preposterous level of concentration required to successfully pull off but one simple change! But, due to your naturally low duck intelligence, you don't really give a duck about the practice and theory and bluh bluh. You figure that you can do it simply because you are told you can.