Instead, you decide to give Duckmonology a shot

Gathering your raw will, you summon duck power from the abyss, drawing on your strength and feeling the fabric of reality tear and bend to your will.

Poultrymorphing - the subtle art

Animooted GIF: Click to play!

For normal mages & wizards alike, the art of Polymorphing takes years of practice and dedication, because of the need to bend matter, the complex theory and mind bending practice, the tenacious precision and preposterous level of concentration required to successfully pull off but one simple change! But, due to your naturally low duck intelligence, you don't really give a duck about the practice and theory and bluh bluh. You figure that you can do it simply because you are told you can.

And so Sam for short, Your quest has begun!

But before you start, you consider your skills. Duckromancers are adept in the field of Duckmonology the art of summoning fearsome and powerful farm-iliars to aid you in battle (pretty much just summoning Ducks), and are able to call on the power to Poultrymorph the world around them, changing inanimate objects, animals or even people... Into Ducks!!

listening to the others almost always a terrible idea

Because The Others are almost always Douche-bags.

Introducing Eggles!

That’s right! Your name is Eggles von Billsworth Quacktavian!!! Sam for short. You were born to poor farmer parents at the edge of the Quackital city in Ducktopia. You are an Eggspert in Backgammon, an Avid Reader of MS paint adventures, and are a world class Conessieur of Ethiopian food, like sushi. You have always dreamed to be one of the great mages, warriors, or duckplomats of the land. Ever since you heard the first whisper of the mystical thousand voices that speak to you, known only as The Others. You have on more than one occasion followed their advice.

And so...

with the blessing of the Duckrite Elders, you are ready to venture forth. Your mighty race, famous for their high Duckterity, proficiency in the Duck Magics, and somewhat appeasing Social Squills. You will emerge into the sun and quack their power from the rooftops. Who knows where your journey will take you? Certainly not you, you’re so stupid you don’t even know your own name, but your pretty sure it’s some kind of duck pun.

You swear you've never rolled a 6 on these

You really need to replace these dice.

Tools of the trade!

You have been sent on your way, carrying with you the precious tools you will need on your duckplomatic mission. Your trusty blade, Eggscalibur; Your inventory, the Satchel of Questionable Ethics; and your Dice of critical fail +1.

She's just so...

Mysterious....

Your Quest...

You have been chosen, as the mightiest champion, way mightier than Arbridge, to be sent of an epic mission of duckplomacy. A quest to form an alliance with one of the neighbouring kingdoms. Which isn’t necessary since your island is peaceful and self sustained and to no geographical significance or usefulness to any potential invaders. Nevertheless, due to your naturally low level of Duckrite intelligence, you will do anything you are told by your mighty King, his eggselency, Lord Peeking, and his Beautiful and Mysterious Duckchess.

God you hate Arbridge!!!

GOD YOU HATE ARBRIDGE!!

Welcome, hero!

Welcome to the fantastic land of Punthara. A land of magic, adventure, danger and ducks .You are a mystical Duckromancer, the most fearsome and respected warriors of your little known race, the mighty Duckrites. Throughout your life you have trained and have now become the most powerful champion of the duckrite race in the whole of the wide realms of Punthara! None of this means a lot as there are only three champions of the duckrite race, one of which is blind and eighty-seven, the other of which is some pipsqueak called Arbridge.

Duckromancer!

Introducing Duckromancer! That's Duckro-mancer not Duck romancer by the way...

Inspired largely by MS Paint Adventures, we embark on a silly adventure about magic, mystery and ducks. Actually, it's mostly ducks. Almost exclusively ducks. But you'll warm up to it, so strap in and get ready to ride the tidal wave of puns to come!

ps- In case you didn't know (I didn't), click on the image to enlarge it.