Another one of these dang things

All this stuff and junk, Year 12 is hitting hard, but we still manage to find time to waste.

Yeah it's upside down what of it. That doesn't mean its any less fun. XD

Apart from all that enjoy yourseleves and hae a supa doopa time. =)

More Stuff..

Yes yes!! We know, lazy barstards that we are. But you can't blame us! Blame our upbringing! And that fact that its a social taboo to sing in public. Anyway, take stuff! More incoming, bit by bit.

Random drawing a few friends of ours did with us, and an image war with the rare and beautifull Slamfish.
Peace.

This is year twelve

In case you were wondering what happened to this blog:

Skyrim.

Also we're starting year 12

Ladies and.... no just Gentle... in fact just imaginiary bears who will read this in space.

You may have noticed a certain lack of a certain something recently. A certain lack of a certain type of update, on a certain blog, by a certain two certainly distracted people who were certain in their certainty than it was certainly a certain choice that certain activities were more important that certain others.

Or in the layman's terms we have been busy playing Skyrim. Which, is clearly awesome!!!

And so now, i search the depths of my soul for something to entertain that huge horde of bears that avidly follow our blog from space. But only thoughts of Skyrim enter my mind. And as the old saying goes, if you can't beat em, right a ballad about them.

So....

There once was a lady from Whiterun
Who was from whiterun
She said to some beggar
That she was from whiterun
cos no dirty words rhyme with whiterun so i can't do anything
violets are blue
Fridge.


YEAH?!?!?! PROBLEM!?!? Well I'm not the artist, nor has anything particularly funny happened that I can recount. So go and tend to your crops, or learn chemistry, or whatever you peasants do.

No seriously you guys rock, and we will start updating again with cartoons and random funny shit soon.

bye =)

It's just business!

You'll kinda have to open this one in a new window, or tab.

Damnit, I can't waste time here! What do you think I am, made of time? Do you think that I have hours of free time on my hands that I can just chuck in a pile and lather myself in? Well here's news for you, BUB, I don't! I've got business to do, Skyrim to play, and Blotholtogloth to summon! (Which, by the way, is no simple meagre feat!)

So like a Business-Man i need to keep things snappy, therefore I would like to hastily extend to you my sincerest thanks for dealing with the ridiculously large empty space of no updates. And I'd like to extend then my fist. Into your face. For wasting my time. HERE'S A COMIC I DREW ABOUT SKYRIM, YOU'LL READ IT AND LIKE IT AND THEN WAIT SOME MORE!!

*ahem*

Regular updates should resume in a week.

As Promised

Have fun =) And beware the ides of march.

 Look at him! Look at how awesome he is! But will the hero defeat him?

Anyway more cool stuff is coming soon when me and Flappy will be locked together for a week in the middle of a jungle volcano. Its business lingo, you wouldn't understand. So be ready!!! In the meantime go play Skyrim.

Oh fanbase...

Oh fanbase, sweet sweet fanbase, how we have missed your imaginary touch. How we have missed logging on to our stats board and staring exuberantly at our one view until we realize that in an egocentric rage one of us turned off our blocking cookies. As a reward for giving us such support here is another image war.

Choke on it.


Oh and the cherno is the epic cherno of youtube. Yeah.....
New one coming up, pip pip!

Exams and what not

Greetings esteemed fanbase! Firstly, I would like to extend my sincerest apologies for the lack of recent updates, both of image wars and Duckro-mancer. The reason for this, which I'm sure you'll find is a valid one, is because I have exams coming up soon as well as various other tasks that require my time and effort. Now, I'm sure you're thinking:

"Surely drawing one measly panel can't be to hard. Would it not be a simple matter of a 5 minute commitment?" Well my fellow, you think wrong. You see, although it does not look it, I do in fact put effort into my duckromancer drawings!

Strange though it seems, I actually Ctr+Z at leas 50 times per drawing! The reasons for this are that I do care for the comic, and that I am a perfectionist. So trying hard to meet my own expectations and produce a passable drawing, whilst also preparing for my upcoming exams is simply a stress that I would rather avoid. Regular updates should, however, resume on the 24th of November.

As consolation and to bridge the gap, I would like to offer you this lovingly and speedily drawn consolation picture to smooth things over. I hope you'll find that this consolation picture is better than the last, as the last one I realise contained some writing that I believe may have caused offence. As such, I have made sure that this one contains no offensive scripture whatsoever. Please, enjoy!

Poetry...

I really think that this artwork shows the depths of the human soul. I painted it on canvas using watercolours and my wet hair as a brush. I am really proud of all the ARTISTIC ELEMENTS i used i took particular care to use volume and depth in my work, as well as a careful attention to fine detail, like shadows and outlines. 
The message on the side reflects the fragility of the human condition and our expectation to excel and the disappointment when we don't. It shows our pain, and reveals our existence as just shadows flowing on a river of mediocrity.


Am I indie yet?

Willy 2

I decided to colour Willy in. Blogspot decided not to accept .PSD files. Everyone looses! :)

FUUU- That took too way too long...

Man that took ages for me to finish! I guess I was too busy partying hard! And by partying hard, I mean supervising my little sister's awesome birthday party. Who know that a pack of 15 or so 7 year olds were such an effective method of attack?

But what about the other 5 days you had to ask? What was I doing then? well YOU try and defeat the dinosaur king AND maintain a relatively awesome blog at the same time! IT'S NOT SO EASY HMM?

anywhoo, enjoy the next panel. And if you're smart, see if you can spot the subtle changes made to pages 2, 4, and 6 (the first being the title page.) Now if you'll excuse me, I have a raptor legion to defeat. FLAPPY SMASH!

Edit: Oh god the stress! The comic is now turning into a once every two days upload AT MOST. We'll still upload something every day though (image war, late night epic etc.) except weekends

Instead, you decide to give Duckmonology a shot

Gathering your raw will, you summon duck power from the abyss, drawing on your strength and feeling the fabric of reality tear and bend to your will.

Image War 3: Counters Counters Counters!

This was actually our first Image war, where the rules were instead of drawing two at a time, you draw one. First, I drew Sgt. Nomfaic to attack Sock, and then he countered him with brick candy, and then I countered with Butthead Mgee, and he countered with a distracting tophat shop etc etc.

In the end, we couldn't figure out who had the advantage (like every other image war) because of all the counters countering each other (like every other image war), so I ended up dividing by zero. Hooray for mutual destruction!

Late night epic 2: Willy

It's Willy, the thrusting farmer of Manchester! I can't exactly remeber how this guy was made, so... Sock! Add witty description here!

Hooray for autocratic leadership of blogs!!

now bow

Edit: sock's description...

It was a late misty night. And three dashingly handsome muscular men were standing outside in the drizzling rain. I seem to remember we were discussing the finer things in life, such as philosophy and hats, holding red wine and smoking sushi.

Then myself, the most dashingly handsome of all was like.
"A herpderpderpderp?"
and Flappy, whispered dramatically.
"A herpy derp."
Finall, our good friend daviods, uttered two fateful words.
"Herp derp."

and so....

This. [sic]

Frustration to the max extreme

Oh dudemanbro / dudettewomansis! today I experienced the fabled, dangerous & incredibly rare Frustration to the max extreme!

First, I misplaced the tablet pen which I received and a loan from school yesterday. I raged pretty hard & turned my room upside down looking for it, only to find it in plain sight on a table conveniently located in the most obvious place possible.

Next thing, I misplaced my Laptop! I freaked out before realizing that I'd left it in one of my classes. I had to traverse through the Raptor Swaps to retrieve it!

meanwhile, Sock is rolling around on the floor like a possesed son of a bitch. And i'm all like: "Hey man can you help me organize my stuff" and he's all like:

"OH GOD PLEASE HEL-nnnNRGI WILL HAvE YOUR SOOUUUULL!!"

And I'm all like: "Ok dude, Whatevs. (jeez!)"

Then, when I get home it turns out that I left the Image War and Late Night Epic II that I was going to upload tonight at school (also misplaced my Math homework). At that point, I whipped out the FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

So, yeah, long story short: Too tired and angry to do a page tonight.

You should be satisfied with the 8 frame .GIF that I painstakingly animated, (That's like, 8 pages for the price of One!) and New image war uploaded by sock.

YOU SHOULD BE SATISFIIIED!

You greedy, greedy, non-existent fan base!

Anywhoo; sorry, love you guys, etcetera etcetera. Flappy out!

.::END OF TRANSMISSION::.

Image War 2 - Emo stuff VS Inanimate objects (And some cwazy dudes)

So once again, two armies met to battle. The war between images is growing more sophisticated. With themes emerging, and wars taking place on prepared battlefields, rather than the back of that politics handout that i still haven't read god dam it.

So, we give you another image war. Right side done by Lord Sock, Left by Admiral Flappy =) Whatever you do.... don't...


Once again, tell us who you think won

Poultrymorphing - the subtle art

Animooted GIF: Click to play!

For normal mages & wizards alike, the art of Polymorphing takes years of practice and dedication, because of the need to bend matter, the complex theory and mind bending practice, the tenacious precision and preposterous level of concentration required to successfully pull off but one simple change! But, due to your naturally low duck intelligence, you don't really give a duck about the practice and theory and bluh bluh. You figure that you can do it simply because you are told you can.

No comic toniiiight!

Sorry guys. Big day o' school with a big page to draw. Like, the type that I will put effort into. so, yeah.... sorry!

if it's any consolation, here's a picture of an apple with a hat on. I hope that this smooths things over, and expresses in full the level of sincerity of my apology!

(Actually though, I'm sorry. I shall strive to be more diligent in the future)

Gene (I think)

This is a character design for Gene, an antagonist to be later introduced into the Duckromancer series! This idea was thought up by sock. At least... I think it was! I drew this based on rough descriptions he gave me during one of his rage fuelled mad ramblings! I certainly hope this is an accurate interpretation, otherwise he'll have my hide!! And I don't want no more beatins! I CAINT TAKE NO MORE BEATINS!