Ladies and.... no just Gentle... in fact just imaginiary bears who will read this in space.

You may have noticed a certain lack of a certain something recently. A certain lack of a certain type of update, on a certain blog, by a certain two certainly distracted people who were certain in their certainty than it was certainly a certain choice that certain activities were more important that certain others.

Or in the layman's terms we have been busy playing Skyrim. Which, is clearly awesome!!!

And so now, i search the depths of my soul for something to entertain that huge horde of bears that avidly follow our blog from space. But only thoughts of Skyrim enter my mind. And as the old saying goes, if you can't beat em, right a ballad about them.

So....

There once was a lady from Whiterun
Who was from whiterun
She said to some beggar
That she was from whiterun
cos no dirty words rhyme with whiterun so i can't do anything
violets are blue
Fridge.


YEAH?!?!?! PROBLEM!?!? Well I'm not the artist, nor has anything particularly funny happened that I can recount. So go and tend to your crops, or learn chemistry, or whatever you peasants do.

No seriously you guys rock, and we will start updating again with cartoons and random funny shit soon.

bye =)

It's just business!

You'll kinda have to open this one in a new window, or tab.

Damnit, I can't waste time here! What do you think I am, made of time? Do you think that I have hours of free time on my hands that I can just chuck in a pile and lather myself in? Well here's news for you, BUB, I don't! I've got business to do, Skyrim to play, and Blotholtogloth to summon! (Which, by the way, is no simple meagre feat!)

So like a Business-Man i need to keep things snappy, therefore I would like to hastily extend to you my sincerest thanks for dealing with the ridiculously large empty space of no updates. And I'd like to extend then my fist. Into your face. For wasting my time. HERE'S A COMIC I DREW ABOUT SKYRIM, YOU'LL READ IT AND LIKE IT AND THEN WAIT SOME MORE!!

*ahem*

Regular updates should resume in a week.

As Promised

Have fun =) And beware the ides of march.

 Look at him! Look at how awesome he is! But will the hero defeat him?

Anyway more cool stuff is coming soon when me and Flappy will be locked together for a week in the middle of a jungle volcano. Its business lingo, you wouldn't understand. So be ready!!! In the meantime go play Skyrim.

Oh fanbase...

Oh fanbase, sweet sweet fanbase, how we have missed your imaginary touch. How we have missed logging on to our stats board and staring exuberantly at our one view until we realize that in an egocentric rage one of us turned off our blocking cookies. As a reward for giving us such support here is another image war.

Choke on it.


Oh and the cherno is the epic cherno of youtube. Yeah.....
New one coming up, pip pip!

Exams and what not

Greetings esteemed fanbase! Firstly, I would like to extend my sincerest apologies for the lack of recent updates, both of image wars and Duckro-mancer. The reason for this, which I'm sure you'll find is a valid one, is because I have exams coming up soon as well as various other tasks that require my time and effort. Now, I'm sure you're thinking:

"Surely drawing one measly panel can't be to hard. Would it not be a simple matter of a 5 minute commitment?" Well my fellow, you think wrong. You see, although it does not look it, I do in fact put effort into my duckromancer drawings!

Strange though it seems, I actually Ctr+Z at leas 50 times per drawing! The reasons for this are that I do care for the comic, and that I am a perfectionist. So trying hard to meet my own expectations and produce a passable drawing, whilst also preparing for my upcoming exams is simply a stress that I would rather avoid. Regular updates should, however, resume on the 24th of November.

As consolation and to bridge the gap, I would like to offer you this lovingly and speedily drawn consolation picture to smooth things over. I hope you'll find that this consolation picture is better than the last, as the last one I realise contained some writing that I believe may have caused offence. As such, I have made sure that this one contains no offensive scripture whatsoever. Please, enjoy!

Poetry...

I really think that this artwork shows the depths of the human soul. I painted it on canvas using watercolours and my wet hair as a brush. I am really proud of all the ARTISTIC ELEMENTS i used i took particular care to use volume and depth in my work, as well as a careful attention to fine detail, like shadows and outlines. 
The message on the side reflects the fragility of the human condition and our expectation to excel and the disappointment when we don't. It shows our pain, and reveals our existence as just shadows flowing on a river of mediocrity.


Am I indie yet?